oblivocal

I'm telling you the game is on TV, I just don't know it's on fire.

She's screaming about the pizza, but she ate it 10 minutes ago.

He's yelling about the traffic, but he's the one who caused it.

He thinks the movie is ending, but it's just the beginning of the ads.

She's crying about the lost dog, but it's sitting right behind her.

He's arguing with the waiter, but he ordered the wrong thing.