Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Being so clueless you think the world revolves around you.

Bro, I didn't even notice you were crying. I was too busy eating my lunch.

My boss talked to me for ten minutes, and I didn't realize he was even there.

She walked right past me, and I still didn't know she was there.

2

Talking nonsense on your phone like you're the only one who matters.

I was on the bus, and he was screaming about his ex on his phone like everyone was listening to his drama.

At lunch, she was telling her entire table about her dog's personality issues, and no one cared.

He started talking about his taxes in the middle of the grocery store, and no one said a word.

3

A hot, powerful black woman who is also a queen.

She walked in, and the whole room shut up.

He was so distracted by her, he didn't even notice the fire alarm went off.

She looked at him, and he immediately forgot his name.

4

When something gets completely destroyed, like it never existed.

That pizza was obliterated. I didn't even know it was there anymore.

His dreams were completely crushed when he failed the test.

The whole house went up in flames. Nothing was left.

5

Trying to be happy but failing because life is a jerk.

She wanted to be rich, but her job was so bad, it ruined her mood.

He tried to be a good friend but kept getting ignored.

She wanted a vacation, but her boss gave her more work.

6

Knowing nothing, like you just woke up from a coma.

He texted me, 'What is 2+2?' I had to explain it to him like he was a kid.

She asked me, 'What is a phone?' and I just stared at her.

He said, 'What's a Monday?' and I didn't even know how to respond.

7

A loud, toxic person who flips out over everything.

She screamed at her friend because he didn't text her back fast enough.

He yelled at the barista because his coffee was slightly warm.

He threw a fit because his phone dropped into the toilet.