oblivitron

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An oblivitron is a human who thinks they own the aisle. They stand there like a brick wall, cart in one hand, headphones in the other, completely ignoring you while you try to breathe.

I almost ran into a full cart while trying to get the last box of cereal. The oblivitron didn't even blink.

There was this guy in the middle of the snack aisle, blocking the way like he was filming a movie.

I had to side-step a whole oblivitron who was staring at their phone like it was the last thing on Earth.

by Slangipedia 18h ago

An oblivitron is someone who walks through life like they're the only one there. They don't see you. They don't hear you. They just stare into their phone like it’s the only thing that matters.

I bumped into an oblivitron who was so deep in their world, they didn’t even notice I was there.

That oblivitron was so lost in their own little universe, I had to yell at them to move.

The oblivitron was standing in front of the soup aisle like it was their personal throne.

by Slangipedia 18h ago