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A stupid belief that you're the only one who's clueless and everyone else is doing stuff your way without realizing it, like thinking everyone else can party all night and still function like a human.
"I stayed up till 3 AM, why are you still tired?", said by someone who drinks 12 beers and still claims they're fine.
"I texted you 5 times, why didn't you reply?", said by someone who texts in all caps and doesn't know what a period is.
"I left the party at 1 AM, why are you still here?", said by someone who showed up 2 hours late and still thinks they're on time."
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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When you think you're the only one who's clueless and everyone else is doing things your way like a boss, even if you're the one who forgot to bring a drink to a bar.
"I didn't bring a drink, why are you all drinking?", said by someone who shows up to a bar and then asks for a free drink.
"I left the concert early, why are you still dancing?", said by someone who got lost on the way and still thinks they're cool.
"I texted you in all caps, why are you still talking normally?", said by someone who thinks yelling is the same as communicating."
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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A dumb belief that you're the only one who's clueless and everyone else is doing things your way, even if you're the one who forgot to bring a drink to a bar and still think it's okay.
"I didn't bring a drink, why are you all drinking?", said by someone who thinks showing up is the same as contributing to the party.
"I left the concert early, why are you still dancing?", said by someone who thinks walking out is the same as being cool.
"I texted you in all caps, why are you still talking normally?", said by someone who thinks shouting is the same as speaking."
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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A silly belief that you're the only one who's clueless and everyone else is doing things your way, even if you're the one who forgot to bring a drink to a bar and still think it's okay.
"I didn't bring a drink, why are you all drinking?", said by someone who thinks being late is the same as being on time.
"I left the concert early, why are you still dancing?", said by someone who thinks walking out is the same as being cool.
"I texted you in all caps, why are you still talking normally?", said by someone who thinks shouting is the same as speaking."
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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