obliviousness

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When you're so clueless you think the obvious is a secret.

'Why did no one tell me the test was today? I was right there!', the kid who missed the obvious.

'I didn’t notice the fire till it was on my face.', the human torch.

'I walked past the pizza twice and still didn’t get it.', the guy who starved for no reason.

Phineas from Phineas and Ferb. The guy who builds wild stuff but can’t see the obvious.

'Phineas just built a rocket but didn’t notice the giant pile of trash in front of him.', the most obvious disaster ever.

'Phineas and Ferb are still oblivious to the fact that they’re the most obvious duo ever.', the narrator who’s also oblivious.

'Phineas doesn’t notice the obvious because he’s too busy being Phineas.', the most obvious line ever.

When you're so unaware you think you’re the center of the universe.

'Why didn’t you tell me about the party? I was right there!', the person who missed the obvious.

'I didn’t notice the obvious because I was too busy being the obvious.', the most oblivious person ever.

'I walked past the obvious, but I still didn’t get it.', the person who walked by the obvious.

When you don’t know what’s going on and forget things like your own name.

'I forgot my own name, but I remember the name of the guy who forgot his own name.', the most forgetful person ever.

'I didn’t know what was going on because I forgot what was going on.', the most obvious forgetful person.

'I forgot my own name, and I still didn’t get it.', the person who forgot everything.

David. The guy who thinks he’s the most important person in the room and still doesn’t get it.

'David didn’t notice the obvious because he was too busy being David.', the most obvious person ever.

'David forgot his own name, but he still didn’t get it.', the most obvious forgetful person.

'David thinks he’s the most important person in the room, but he still doesn’t get it.', the most obvious person.

When you're so stupid and unaware you think the obvious is a joke.

'Why didn’t you tell me the test was today? I was right there!', the kid who missed the obvious.

'I didn’t notice the obvious because I was too busy being the obvious.', the most oblivious person ever.

'I thought the obvious was a joke, and I still didn’t get it.', the most obvious person.

When you're so drunk you think you’re a genius and still don’t get the obvious.

'I built a rocket, but I still didn’t get the obvious.', the most oblivious genius.

'I was so drunk I thought I was a genius and still didn’t get the obvious.', the most obvious drunk genius.

'I was so drunk I thought I was a genius, but I still didn’t get the obvious.', the most obvious drunk genius.