Obliviously

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When something is so damn obvious it’s like the universe is yelling at them, but they still act like they’re the only one who knows what’s going on.
I told you the test was easy, but you still failed. Classic obliviousness.
She walked right past the fire, like it wasn’t there. I was about to throw a couch at her.
He didn’t notice the obvious punchline. I was laughing so hard I choked on my soda.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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The human version of a brick wall. They see everything, but they act like they’re blind, deaf, and have no brain cells.
He stared at the answer for 10 minutes. I was like, ‘Just read it.’ He was like, ‘What?’
She knew the plan was going to fail, but she still went along with it. Why?
He walked into the room and didn’t notice the giant sign that said ‘Welcome.’ I was speechless.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A person who’s so clueless it’s like they have a blindfold on and someone is shouting the answer in their ear.
I told him the answer was right in front of him. He still didn’t get it. I was like, ‘Are you even alive?’
She knew the game was rigged, but she still played it like it was fair. I was confused.
He missed the obvious trap. I was like, ‘Dude, you’re an idiot.’
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When a person doesn’t remember anything, but they still act like they know everything.
He forgot the password, but he still acted like he was the king of the world.
She couldn’t remember the date, but she still told me it was a ‘mystery.’
He didn’t remember the meeting, but he still showed up and acted like he was the boss.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A person who acts like they’re smart, but they’re just plain dumb and unaware.
He said he knew the answer, but he got it wrong. I was like, ‘You’re a moron.’
She said she had everything figured out, but it all fell apart. Classic obliviousness.
He didn’t even notice the problem. I was like, ‘Are you even paying attention?’
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When someone is so unaware they think the world is on fire, but they’re just like, ‘Nah, I’m fine.’
The whole room was laughing, but he didn’t get it. I was like, ‘What is wrong with you?’
She didn’t notice the obvious mistake. I was like, ‘You’re an idiot.’
He didn’t even see the problem. I was like, ‘You’re not even trying.’
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When someone is so drunk they think they’re still sober and have the brainpower of a doorknob.
He was so wasted he didn’t notice the cop. I was like, ‘Dude, you’re an idiot.’
She was so drunk she thought she was still sober. I was like, ‘You’re not even close.’
He drank so much he didn’t even know what day it was. I was like, ‘You’re a lost cause.’
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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