Obliviousity

You’re at a party and everyone is laughing at a joke you didn’t hear. You just say, 'That’s hilarious!' and keep eating chips.

Your friend is crying because their dog ran away, and you say, 'I’m fine, I’m fine!' like you’re not the one who told them to let the dog out.

You’re in a group chat, and everyone is talking about a meme you’ve never seen, but you still say, 'This is the best meme ever!' just to be cool.

You’re in a meeting, and everyone is arguing about something you didn’t know was a problem. You just say, 'I’m fine, I’m fine!' like you're the most important person there.

Your friend texts you, 'Why did you leave the party early?' and you reply, 'I didn’t know it was a party!' like that’s a totally reasonable excuse.

You’re at a restaurant, and the waiter is confused about your order, but you just smile and say, 'I like it like that!' like it’s a compliment.

You’re in a class, and your teacher is asking you a question, but you're too busy daydreaming about pizza to even notice.

Your friend is telling you about their breakup, but you’re just sitting there like, 'Cool, cool!' because you’re too busy texting your other friend.

You're at a concert, and the singer says, 'Can you hear me?' and you say, 'No, but I like it!' like it's the most logical answer.

You're at a friend's house, and they're all screaming about a video game, but you just say, 'That's normal, right?' and keep eating ice cream.

Your friend texts you, 'Why did you miss my birthday?' and you say, 'I thought it was next month!' like that’s the most reasonable answer.

You're in a group project, and everyone is arguing about something you didn't know was a problem, but you say, 'I’m just here for the snacks!' like that's a valid reason.

You're in a group chat, and everyone is talking about a meme you've never seen, but you say, 'I know that one!' even though you've never heard of it.

Your friend is telling you about their new job, but you just say, 'That sounds cool!' even though you don't know what they're talking about.

You're at a party, and everyone is laughing at a joke you didn't hear, but you still say, 'That's hilarious!' like you're in on the joke.