Oblivious douchebag

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A person who thinks they're the smartest person in the room, but they're really just a loud, ignorant meatbag who doesn't realize everyone is rolling their eyes at them.
'I know this song better than you do!' while the whole group was singing it in the background.
Told me he invented the internet, then asked me how to use a phone.
Tried to explain the plot of a movie while the movie was still playing.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A human who acts like they’re the center of the universe, but no one else gives a rat’s ass what they think.
Told me he was going to be a rockstar, then tried to sing ‘Hello’ at a family dinner and ruined it.
Argued with the waiter about the price of a burger, then ordered three more.
Thought he was the best at chess, then lost to a kid who had never played before.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A person who’s so clueless they think everyone else is stupid, but it's just them being a complete waste of oxygen.
Thought he was the most popular kid in school, then no one showed up to his party.
Told me he was going to be a billionaire, then spent all his money on a pizza.
Argued with the teacher for 10 minutes about why the sky was blue, and no one cared.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A human who talks like they're important, but everyone just wants them to shut up and stop being a total disaster.
Tried to be the life of the party, then fell off the couch and broke a lamp.
Told the class he was going to be president, then forgot his name in the middle of his speech.
Started a fight with a kid over who had the bigger lunch, then got sent to the principal's office.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A person who's so blind to their own stupidity they think they're the smartest person in the room, but everyone else just wants to scream.
Thought he was the best at math, then got a D on a test.
Told me he was going to be a superhero, then ran into a wall and fell over.
Argued with the principal about why he should get an A, even though he failed the whole class.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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