Oblivious cock

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A man's cock is so dumb it gets hard whenever something walks by like a dog or a pizza and it might even explode in your pants without you asking for it

My cock got hard when my mom walked in with a pizza. I had to go hide in the closet.

I saw a cat and my cock went bonkers. I had to leave the room before I embarrassed myself.

My cock got so excited by a dog walking by that I came in my pants during a meeting.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A dad who doesn't know he's stopping his kid from getting laid because he's at home and thinks he's being cool by watching TV

My dad was watching TV and didn't know I was trying to get laid. He ruined everything.

My mom was home watching a show and I had to make out with my girlfriend in the garage.

My dad didn't know he was cockblocking me by being home. I had to sneak out to the park.

by Slangipedia 15d ago