Oblivioney

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A dumb game that makes you feel like you're stuck in a never-ending poop break. It’s like Oblivion, but worse.
'I played Oblivioney for 10 hours and still didn't beat the main quest. I'm gonna die.'
'My friend tried to beat Oblivioney and now he talks to himself like it's a boss fight.'
'Oblivioney is the reason I failed math. I spent all my time killing dragons.'
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A game so bad it makes your brain hurt. It’s like Oblivion, but with more yelling and less sense.
'My mom says I play Oblivioney too much. She’s gonna take my Xbox.'
'I tried to beat Oblivioney and my dog started barking at the screen.'
'Oblivioney is the worst. I had to kill 1000 dragons just to get a sword.'
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A game that's like Oblivion, but with more nonsense and less fun. It’s like your grandpa’s idea of a good time.
'I got stuck in Oblivioney and now I live in a cave. It’s not fair.'
'My brother played Oblivioney for a week and forgot how to talk.'
'Oblivioney is so bad it’s like being stuck in a toilet.'
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A game so boring it could make a zombie fall asleep. It’s like Oblivion, but slower and meaner.
'I played Oblivioney for two days and now I can't remember my own name.'
'My dog started playing Oblivioney and now he hates me.'
'Oblivioney is the reason I failed my science test. I was killing dragons instead.'
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A game that's like Oblivion, but it's got more dragons, more yelling, and less brains.
'Oblivioney is so dumb my cat started playing it too.'
'I beat Oblivioney and now I'm stuck in a cave with no internet.'
'My friend tried to beat Oblivioney and now he lives in a dragon’s mouth.'
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