Oblivion Mogul

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A hormone-ridden pre-teen who thinks he's a legend because he cheated his way to being rich in a video game called Oblivion. He spends more time playing than breathing and cries if his character doesn't get a fancy hat.
My cousin became a Oblivion Mogul after stealing his dad's credit card to buy all the expansions.
He spent 10 hours watching me play Oblivion because he thought I was a peasant.
He cried when his character got killed by a goblin and didn't have a fancy hat.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A kid who thinks he's a king because he has a lot of gold in a game called Oblivion. He uses cheat codes like a thief and downloads cheat files from his friend's computer like a criminal.
He used a cheat code to get 10,000 gold and called me a 'peasant' for not having that much.
He stole my friend's expansion pack and now he's the richest guy in the game.
He downloaded a cheat file from his friend's laptop and now he can summon dragons.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A smelly kid who plays Oblivion so much he thinks he's the richest man in the world. He eats cheese while playing and keeps footballs in the fridge like they're treasure.
He eats cheese while playing and says it's 'the best strategy guide ever.'
He put footballs in the fridge instead of soda and now he can't find his snacks.
He thinks his character is a king just because he has a fancy hat and a cheese sandwich.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A kid who thinks he's a hero because he plays Oblivion all day. He reads strategy guides like they're holy books and watches his friends play for hours on end like they're his servants.
He reads strategy guides like they're Bible and thinks he's a prophet.
He made his friends watch him play for 8 hours straight and called it 'training.'
He thinks his character is a hero just because he has a fancy hat and a cheese sandwich.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A kid who thinks he's a king because he plays Oblivion too much and has a lot of gold. He uses cheat codes, steals files from his friend's computer, and keeps footballs in the fridge instead of soda like it's a sacred tradition.
He used cheat codes to get a million gold and called me a 'silly peasant.'
He stole my friend's expansion pack and now he's the richest guy in the game.
He keeps footballs in the fridge instead of soda and says it's a 'sacred tradition.'
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A smelly, cheese-eating kid who plays Oblivion all day and thinks he's the richest guy in the world. He reads strategy guides while pooping and makes his friends watch his game for hours like it's a royal event.
He reads strategy guides while pooping and thinks it's 'advanced training.'
He makes his friends watch his game for 6 hours and says it's 'a royal event.'
He eats cheese while playing and says it's 'the key to victory.'
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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