Oblivion Godsworth

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The guy who got forgotten because he sucked at battles and had no friends
He was so bad at fighting, even the enemies laughed at him.
No one remembered him after the war because he fell asleep during the final battle.
His name was erased from the history books because he forgot to show up.
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A legendary nobody who got stuck in a realm because he had no skills and no luck
He got stuck in the Yr'ut Realm because he tripped over a rock.
He had no magic powers, just a bad attitude.
No one wanted to remember him because he was a total dud.
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The weakest hero who got erased from everyone’s memory because he was a total waste of space
He was so weak, even the babies could beat him.
He was erased from history because he cried during the battle.
He didn’t even have a cool weapon, just a broken stick.
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The hero who was so useless, even the gods forgot about him and left him in a realm by himself
The gods forgot about him because he snored too loud.
He was left alone because he was a complete disaster.
No one wanted to remember him because he was a total mess.
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A hero who was so bad, he didn’t even get a proper tomb and had to live in a realm full of ghosts
He didn’t get a tomb because he forgot to die properly.
He had to live with ghosts because he was too weak to fight them.
No one gave him a proper funeral because he was a total mess.
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The hero who got stuck in a realm because he was a total loser and couldn’t even finish a battle
He lost the battle because he was too busy eating snacks.
He got stuck in the realm because he ran away from the fight.
He was too lazy to even try, so the gods forgot about him.
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