Oblivigate

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A person who gets so lost in their own misery that they forget to live just to make someone else feel better because they’re too dumb to know better

My mom is an oblivigate. She gives me all her money so I can eat, but she’s too broke to buy herself a tamale.

My brother is an oblivigate. He works 3 jobs so my sister can have a new phone, even though he still wears his old pants.

My uncle is an oblivigate. He drinks until he’s dead just so my cousins can have a better life.

A human being who gets so wrapped up in someone else’s mess that they let their own life fall apart because they’re too selfish to care

My sister is an oblivigate. She gives me all her savings so I can pay rent, even though she’s too broke to buy herself a sandwich.

My dad is an oblivigate. He quits his job so my brother can go to college, even though he’s too dumb to know he’s broke.

My grandma is an oblivigate. She spends all her money on my laptop, even though she still uses a flip phone.

A person who dies inside just to make someone else feel good because they’re too lazy to live for themselves

My cousin is an oblivigate. He gives me all his money to buy me a video game, even though he still plays on a broken console.

My friend is an oblivigate. She gives me all her snacks just so I can eat, even though she’s too hungry to breathe.

My brother is an oblivigate. He gives me his last dollar so I can eat, even though he still eats cardboard.