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A human who moves like a robot and doesn't even notice they're being dumb.

I ate three pizzas and still didn't realize I was full.

He texted his ex and didn't even stop to think it was a bad idea.

She walked into the kitchen and immediately started making toast like it was a duty.

A person who acts like they're on auto-pilot and doesn't even care if they're making a fool of themselves.

He showed up to work wearing pajamas and didn't even question it.

She started singing in the grocery store and didn't realize everyone was looking at her.

He texted his mom at 2 a. m. and didn't even think it was weird.

A person who does stuff without thinking and then acts like they're a genius for doing it.

He spilled coffee on his shirt and then said he was ‘executing a strategy’.

She broke a chair and then said it was ‘a spontaneous performance’.

He walked into a wall and then said it was ‘a new way of greeting the day’.

A person who doesn’t think before they do stuff and then acts like they did it on purpose.

He threw his phone out the window and then said it was ‘a dramatic exit’.

She yelled at a pigeon and then said it was ‘a motivational speech’.

He ran out of the house in his underwear and said it was ‘a fashion statement’.

A person who moves like a robot and doesn’t even know they're being silly.

He danced in the middle of the street and didn’t even realize people were watching.

She turned around and started talking to a wall like it was her best friend.

He started arguing with his shadow and didn’t even notice.