Oblividicere

I walked into the kitchen and forgot how to talk. I just stared at the toast like it was my ex.

My mom asked me what I wanted for breakfast and I blanked. I had to eat cereal for the rest of the day.

I tried to explain my day at work and just said ‘stuff’ for ten minutes. My boss gave me a look like I’d just insulted his mom.

I tried to tell my friend about my day and just said, ‘stuff happened.’ He left me hanging.

I opened my mouth to say hello and just said ‘…’ My dog looked at me like I’d just betrayed him.

I tried to explain my math homework and said ‘numbers went away.’ My teacher gave me a detention for being weird.

I told my friend I was going to the store and came back with a bag of oranges. He asked me why and I said, ‘the store was tired.’

I tried to tell my mom about my day and just said ‘the sky turned purple.’ She asked if I was high.

I tried to explain why I was late and said, ‘my shoes were having a meeting.’ My boss asked if I was fired.

I tried to say hello and just yelled, ‘I am the king of the universe!’ My neighbor called the police.

I tried to explain why I was sad and just screamed, ‘the pizza was too hot!’ My friend asked if I was burned.

I tried to tell my teacher I was confused and just shouted, ‘the alphabet ran away!’ He gave me extra homework for being weird.

I tried to answer my phone and just said ‘what’ for ten minutes. My friend hung up on me.

I asked my mom what for dinner and she said ‘what’ back. We had a weird dinner.

I tried to explain my feelings and just said ‘what’ for five minutes. My dog left me.

I tried to say hello and just mumbled. My friend asked if I was a ghost.

I tried to explain my day and just mumbled. My teacher gave me a note for being weird.

I tried to talk to my dog and just mumbled. He stared at me like I was a robot.