Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you talk about gross stuff on your phone or to people while totally ignoring everyone else. You do this in places where people are trying to work or live their lives.

'I just pooped in my pants and I’m telling my boss.'

'I’m gonna tell my crush my secret at lunch.'

'I’m gonna explain my dog’s death to the entire subway.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

2

When you’re so clueless you don’t notice anyone else is around. You’re too busy thinking you’re the center of the universe.

'I’m talking to my ex at the grocery store and I don’t notice my mom.'

'I’m ranting about my bad day in the middle of a restaurant.'

'I’m texting my crush in the middle of class.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

3

A super cool and hot black goddess who’s famous and everyone knows her name.

'I’m like Beyoncé but with more attitude.'

'I’m the goddess of all things cool and I’m famous.'

'I’m so beautiful people write songs about me.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

4

When something is completely destroyed like it never existed. Like it got hit by a meteor and a truck at the same time.

'My life got obliterated when I failed my math test.'

'My phone was destroyed when I dropped it in the toilet.'

'My dreams went poof when my crush ignored me.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

5

Trying to be happy but life keeps messing you up because of your own problems.

'I want to be rich but I keep spending all my money on snacks.'

'I want to be cool but I keep talking to my crush in the middle of class.'

'I want to be famous but I keep posting bad selfies online.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

6

When you’re so dumb you don’t know anything. You text it but you never say it in real life.

'I don’t know what day it is.'

'I don’t know how to use my phone.'

'I don’t know why my crush didn’t text me back.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

7

A person who has a million different sides but always picks the loud and mean one. They get upset over little things and act like they’re the only one who matters.

'I’m mad my crush didn’t like my text.'

'I’m yelling at my friend because they didn’t say hi.'

'I’m crying because my mom didn’t buy me snacks.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago