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To be stuck in a meeting with a clueless idiot who yaps on about something nobody cares about while you're dying to punch them and go home.
My boss told me about his pet goldfish for 20 minutes. I wanted to scream.
The intern rambled about her cat’s breakfast. I had to fake a phone call to escape.
My coworker told me about his aunt’s zucchini farm. I almost cried.
by Slangipedia 18h ago
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When your dumb friend starts telling a story in the break room that lasts forever and you're the only one there, and you're too embarrassed to just leave.
My friend told me about his cousin's dog for 15 minutes. I had to act like I was on a Zoom call.
She talked about her ex's mom's hair for 10 minutes. I had to hide in the copier room.
He told me about his sister's hamster. I wanted to run.
by Slangipedia 18h ago
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When a brain-dead person starts talking about their weird life in the middle of the office and you're the only one there, so you have to suffer through it.
My colleague told me about his cousin's parrot for 20 minutes. I almost threw my coffee at him.
She told me about her brother's job at a donut shop for 15 minutes. I had to fake being busy.
He talked about his mom's cooking for 10 minutes. I almost cried.
by Slangipedia 18h ago
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When you’re stuck in a common area with a brain-dead person who won’t stop talking about something stupid, and you’re the only other person there, and you’re too polite to just walk out.
He told me about his dad's pet iguana for 20 minutes. I had to act like I was on a call.
She told me about her neighbor's fish tank for 15 minutes. I wanted to scream.
He talked about his brother's job at a pizza place for 10 minutes. I almost cried.
by Slangipedia 18h ago
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When you’re stuck with a clueless person who won’t stop talking about something nobody cares about, and you're the only one there, so you have to suffer through it like a sad prisoner.
My coworker told me about his uncle's goat for 20 minutes. I wanted to scream.
She talked about her mom's garden for 15 minutes. I had to fake a call.
He told me about his brother's cat for 10 minutes. I almost cried.
by Slangipedia 18h ago
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