Oblivibitch

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A woman who thinks the world stopped spinning just because she's stuck in her head.

She didn't notice the whole class laughing at her because she was too busy daydreaming about her cat.

She walked into the kitchen and didn't realize the floor was wet because she was thinking about her ex.

She texted me during the movie and didn't notice I was watching her like a hawk.

A woman who thinks she's the only one who matters in the whole universe.

She didn't notice I was talking to her because she was too busy thinking about her lunch.

She missed the entire conversation because she was lost in her own world.

She didn't see the giant sign saying 'Fire' because she was too busy thinking about her phone.

A woman who acts like she's the main character in a movie and everyone else is just background noise.

She didn't realize the teacher was yelling at her because she was too busy thinking about her crush.

She didn't notice her friend was crying because she was too busy thinking about her own drama.

She walked into the room and didn't see the crowd because she thought she was the only one there.