Obliviation diet

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You're so wasted you'll eat a whole pizza at 3 a. m. just because it's there.

I ate a whole pepperoni pizza at 3 a. m. and I don't even like pepperoni.

I ate a taco at midnight and now I'm crying.

I ate a bag of chips and a donut at 2 a. m. and I feel like a monster.

You're so drunk you'll swallow a sock if it's in your face.

I swallowed my brother's sock because I thought it was a chicken nugget.

I ate a sock because I was too drunk to care.

I tried to eat a sock and it was the worst thing I ever did.

You're so smashed you'll eat a whole cake with your hands like it's a wrestling match.

I ate a whole cake with my hands and I still had cake on my face.

I fought a cake like it was a rival.

I grabbed a cake and ate it like it owed me money.

You're so trashed you'll eat a shoe if someone throws it at you.

I ate a shoe because I thought it was a burger.

A shoe was thrown at me and I ate it like it was a gift.

I bit into a shoe and it tasted like regret.

You're so drunk you'll eat a whole plate of spaghetti like it's a fire.

I ate spaghetti like it was a fire and I didn't stop until it was gone.

I grabbed a plate of spaghetti and ate it like it was my enemy.

I had spaghetti for breakfast, lunch, and dinner and I didn't care.

You're so wasted you'll eat a whole pie and then cry because it was too good.

I ate a whole pie and then cried because I didn't want it to end.

I had a pie and it was so good I cried like a baby.

I ate pie until I couldn't see straight and then I cried.