Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The worst kind of hell you can imagine. Like being squished by a toilet and a garbage truck at the same time.

I saw that kid eat a whole pizza and still say he wasn't full. That's obliviation.

My mom's face when I told her I failed math again.

That feeling when you realize you're still wearing your pajamas to work.

2

The guy who always wears a hat and builds rockets. Also the reason you have no life.

Phineas is the reason I failed science.

If I had a dollar for every time Phineas invented something stupid, I'd be rich.

Phineas is like my brain on vacation.

3

Blind. Dumb. Like a goldfish that got hit by a truck.

My brother is oblivious to everything. Even when I punch him.

She walked into a wall and didn't even notice.

He forgot his own name and still said he was the best.

4

Dazed. Confused. Like you just got hit by a donut and forgot your own name.

He forgot what day it was and still said he was on top of things.

She didn't remember her own password and still said she was smart.

He walked into class and didn't know what class it was.

5

That guy who thinks he's the king of the world but is actually just a loser.

David said he was the best at everything. He wasn't.

David forgot his own name and still said he was the best.

He tried to take over the world and failed.

6

So stupid you think you're a genius. Like a donut that forgot it was a donut.

He ate a whole cake and still said he was on a diet.

She thought she was smart but failed math again.

He walked into a wall and didn't even notice.

7

A big mess in your brain. Like a donut fight in a pizza box.

I drank six sodas and forgot my own name.

He danced in the hallway and still said he was normal.

She ate a whole pizza and still said she was on a diet.