oblivia

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a chunky, face-melting, waste-of-space piece of human trash
You look like you ate a whole pizza and then cried.
I saw you in the hallway and nearly vomited.
Your face is so bad it should be illegal.
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the most legendary band ever that will crush every other band like a bug under a boot
You just wait till we drop our new album. You'll be begging for mercy.
We're gonna beat them so hard they'll be singing our songs.
They think they're cool? They'll be crying in the corner by next week.
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a person so clueless they think the sky is purple and don't realize they're being ignored by everyone
She walked right past me and didn’t even notice me.
I asked her a question and she stared at me like I was a ghost.
She’s so clueless she thinks the sun comes out every day just to say hi.
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your friend Olivia who thinks the world stops spinning just because she blinks
She didn’t know I was talking to her for 10 minutes.
I said hello and she said, 'What?' like I was from another planet.
She walked into a wall and didn’t even realize it.
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