obliverse

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The hell you go through when you have to talk to people you hate but can't escape, especially at holiday parties where your spouse or boyfriend is forced to join in.

I had to chat with my brother-in-law's loud cousin for an hour. It was like being tortured by a loudmouth clown.

At the office party, I had to make small talk with my boss's ex. She kept asking about my dating life like it was a crime.

My girlfriend had to talk to my mom's best friend. She said it felt like being interrogated by a grandma who thinks she's a detective.

by Slangipedia 12h ago

The forced conversation you have to endure with people you’d rather punch, especially during the company party where your significant other has to suffer through it too.

I had to talk to my coworker’s annoying sister. She asked me 12 questions about my life, and I wanted to scream.

My husband had to talk to my uncle's loud friend. He said it felt like being yelled at by a drunk parrot.

At the holiday party, I had to chat with my neighbor’s overly opinionated kid. He thought he was a philosopher.

by Slangipedia 12h ago

The worst part of any social event where you have to talk to people you hate, and your partner gets stuck in the same hell.

I had to talk to my brother’s girlfriend. She kept asking me about my dating life like I was on a reality show.

At the office party, I had to chat with my boss’s loud nephew. He talked so much, I wanted to throw him out the window.

My girlfriend had to talk to my dad’s boring friend. She said it was like being stuck in a time capsule with a boring man.

by Slangipedia 12h ago