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Talking nonsense about gross stuff while on your phone or to people. Doing it in public or right next to your coworkers. Talking about stuff that makes people want to die.

My boss started talking about his ex’s dog’s anal glands during lunch. I died inside.

My friend texted me ‘My cat threw up on my mom’s new dress’ in the middle of my Zoom meeting.

My coworker told me his pet turtle got a tattoo. I asked why and he said ‘because it’s cool’.

by Slangipedia 6h ago

Being totally clueless about everything around you. Like you’re living in a bubble and it’s made of garbage.

I walked past my friend crying and just texted her ‘lol’.

My dad didn’t notice my mom’s new tattoo and said ‘what’s that?’

I was eating a burger and didn’t see my friend fall into the pool.

by Slangipedia 6h ago

A hot and famous black goddess who everyone loves and everyone wishes they were.

My crush is the goddess. She’s got a million followers and a perfect life.

My mom said she wants to be like the goddess when she’s older.

My teacher said the goddess is the reason he stayed in school.

by Slangipedia 6h ago

When something is completely destroyed. Like it’s gone for good and you’ll never see it again.

My phone exploded. It was like a nuclear bomb went off in my pocket.

My dog ate my homework. It was gone, like it never existed.

My brother broke my mom’s favorite vase. It was like it was never there.

by Slangipedia 6h ago

Trying to live your best life but failing because of your own stupid choices.

I wanted to be rich but I spent all my money on a $500 pizza.

I tried to be a rockstar but I forgot my guitar at home.

I wanted to be a chef but I burned my toast.

by Slangipedia 6h ago

Not knowing anything. Like you’re a brainless potato.

My friend said ‘what is a phone?’ and I was confused.

I texted my mom ‘what is school?’ and she yelled at me.

My brother asked me ‘what is a car?’ and I said ‘I don’t know’.

by Slangipedia 6h ago

A person who has multiple personalities and acts like a giant jerk. They yell a lot and are super fake.

My friend got mad because I didn’t text him back. He yelled at me for 10 minutes.

My sister said I was being toxic and I yelled back at her.

My brother hurt my feelings and I screamed at him for an hour.

by Slangipedia 6h ago