Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When something gets completely smashed into nothingness like a broken toaster in a blender.

My mom's cooking skills are in oblivation.

The last remaining hope for this team is in oblivation.

That burger was in oblivation before I even took a bite.

2

Talking about dumb stuff on your phone or to people while ignoring everyone else like you're the only one who matters.

He was oblivicating about his ex while I was trying to eat my lunch.

She oblivicated about her bad hair in the middle of the meeting.

He oblivicated about his dog's pooper on the floor while texting his mom.

3

Being completely clueless, like you were born in a cave and never saw a phone.

He texted me 'u r blnd' when I was clearly not blind.

She said 'what' when I told her the sky is blue.

He didn't know what day it was and called me a fool.

4

A beautiful and famous black goddess who everyone wishes they could be.

I wish I was as famous as that goddess.

She’s got the looks and the fame, I just got the gym membership.

If I was her, I’d never text my ex.

5

Wanting to live your best life but being stopped by dumb stuff like your ex or your mom.

I wanted to be rich but my ex kept stealing my money.

I wanted to be cool but my mom kept texting me about her cat.

I wanted to be happy but my roommate kept eating my pizza.

6

Not knowing anything, like you were raised by a goat and never learned anything.

He didn’t know what ‘hello’ meant and called me a dummy.

She said ‘what’ when I told her I was going to college.

He didn’t know what ‘text’ meant and called me a weirdo.

7

A loud, emotional, toxic person who has like 100 personalities and hates when people don’t agree with them.

She yelled at me for not liking her new hair.

He got mad because I didn’t text him back fast enough.

She cried when I said her cat was ugly.