oblivacation

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A vacation where you are stuck with family, and you wish you were anywhere but there, like a prison.
My aunt's vacation is like being stuck in a house with a parrot that yells at you.
I went to visit my uncle, and it felt like being in a time capsule from the 80s.
My cousin's vacation was like being forced to eat cereal for dinner every night.
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A trip you have to take because you feel guilty, even though you would rather be doing anything but that.
I had to go visit my grandma, and it felt like being sentenced to a lifetime of cookies.
My brother's vacation was like being dragged to a concert by people who hate music.
I took a trip to see my cousin, and it was like being stuck in a car with a karaoke machine.
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A vacation that feels like a punishment, especially when you’re with family who think they’re the most important people on Earth.
My vacation with my cousins was like being stuck in a room with a bunch of loud kids who think they’re famous.
I went to visit my uncle, and it felt like being in a never-ending game show with no prize.
My mom’s vacation was like being stuck in a house with someone who won’t stop telling stories.
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