Obliv

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Obliv is when you talk about gross stuff on your phone or to people like you’re the king of the world. You do it in places where people are trying to work or live their lives.
I was eating my lunch and he started talking about his ex’s butt in the middle of the cafeteria.
My coworker was texting about her cat’s poops during a meeting.
He started telling me about his weird dream at the grocery store while I was trying to pay for my snacks.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Obliv means you’re totally clueless and don’t care if you’re being a complete idiot around people.
She was talking about her weird food habits in the break room like no one was there.
He kept going on and on about his stupid job while I was trying to work.
She texted me about her weird crush during a test and I failed because of it.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Obliv is a hot, famous black goddess who’s cool and awesome. People are obsessed with her because she’s amazing.
She’s the most beautiful goddess in the whole universe.
Everyone follows her on Instagram because she’s so cool.
She’s like a goddess but with more followers than anyone else.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Obliv is when something is completely destroyed like it never existed.
The teacher obliterated my test because I failed it.
My dog ate my homework and it was totally obliterated.
The whole class was obliterated because the teacher was mad.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Obliv is when you want to live your best life but can’t because of stupid reasons.
I wanted to go to the park but my mom said no because she was mad at my brother.
I wanted to eat pizza but my dad said no because he was mad at his job.
I wanted to play video games but my brother said no because he was mad at me.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Obliv is when you don’t know anything and you text people about it like it’s the most important thing in the world.
I texted my friend, 'What is 2 + 2?' and he said, 'Are you serious?'
She texted me, 'What is the capital of France?' and I said, 'What?'
He texted me, 'What is the best food in the world?' and I said, 'Pizza?'
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Obliv is when someone has way too many personalities and is always loud, toxic, and emotional. They’re fake and they get mad when people get mad at them.
She was being super loud and emotional at the mall because her crush didn’t text her back.
He was being toxic at school because his mom said he had to do his homework.
She was being super loud in the library because she was mad at her friend.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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