Obliterpated

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So wasted you can't think straight and want to jump someone's bones

I saw him at the bar. He was obliterpated. I knew he'd try to kiss me.

She texted me at 2 a. m. She was obliterpated. She wanted to meet me at the gas station.

He walked into class like a zombie. Obliterpated. He tried to flirt with the teacher.

So smashed you're ready to fight, fornicate, and eat a whole pizza

He was obliterpated. He fought the bouncer. Then he asked for a slice.

She came to my house. Obliterpated. She tried to make out with my dog.

At the party, he was obliterpated. He said he'd take on the whole football team.

So drunk you can’t walk straight and want to rip someone’s clothes off

He walked into the store. Obliterpated. He tried to buy a shirt and asked the clerk to undress.

She texted me. Obliterpated. She said she’d come over and take my clothes off.

He came to my house. Obliterpated. He tried to take my mom’s clothes off.

So wasted you’re ready to hit someone, kiss someone, and eat a whole cake

He was obliterpated. He hit the waiter. Then he kissed the bartender.

She showed up at my house. Obliterpated. She ate my cake and tried to kiss me.

He came to the store. Obliterpated. He hit the manager and asked for a cake.

So drunk you can't walk and want to jump someone’s bones

He walked in like a drunk elephant. Obliterpated. He tried to kiss my sister.

She texted me. Obliterpated. She said she’d come over and try to jump my bones.

He came to the restaurant. Obliterpated. He tried to kiss the chef.

So smashed you’re ready to fight, fornicate, and eat a whole burger

He was obliterpated. He fought the cook. Then he ate a whole burger.

She came to my house. Obliterpated. She tried to make out with my brother.

He walked in. Obliterpated. He fought the barista and asked for a burger.