obliteration rotation

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When you pass a joint like it's a hot potato and never let your hand go empty

I've been doing this since middle school and my hands still smell like a trash can fire.

I passed the joint so fast my friend thought it was a game show.

I rotate so fast I almost got dizzy and my mom called the cops.

You keep a joint in your hand like it's your last meal and you're not letting go

I don’t let go of that joint even when my pants are on fire.

I passed it so slow my friend asked if I was trying to be polite.

I rotated so hard I dropped my phone and it exploded.

You pass the joint like it's a curse and you're trying to get it off your hands

I passed that joint like it was gonna bite me.

I rotated so fast my friend thought I was possessed.

I was so desperate to get rid of it I threw it at my brother.

You never let your hand go empty because you're too lazy to stop passing the joint

I passed that joint so much I forgot my own name.

I rotated like a maniac and my friend got dizzy.

I was so lazy I passed it to my dog and now it's smoking.

You pass the joint like it's a disease and you're trying to spread it to everyone

I passed that joint like it was going to kill me.

I rotated so much my friend got a headache.

I was so determined to spread the joint I passed it to my teacher.

You keep a joint in your hand like it's your only friend and you don't want to let go

I passed the joint so slow my friend asked if I was tired.

I rotated like I was in a dance and my friend was the backup dancer.

I was so attached to that joint I cried when it left my hand.