obliteration

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Total and complete annihilation. Like nothing was ever there. Even the ghosts are crying.

My ex's Instagram got obliterated. No pictures. No stories. Not even a hint of a hint.

The restaurant got obliterated. The chef is now a ghost.

My mom's phone got obliterated. She doesn't remember her own name.

Getting so wasted you don't know your own face. You might throw up on a cop.

At the party, I got obliterated. I woke up in the parking lot with a raccoon for a buddy.

My cousin got obliterated. He tried to talk to a wall. The wall didn't reply.

I got obliterated at the bar. I didn't know my own name.

Getting so fucked up you might die. Like you're halfway to the afterlife.

I got obliterated. I thought I was dead. Turns out I was just in the bathroom.

My friend got obliterated. He tried to eat a whole pizza by himself. It didn't work.

I got obliterated. I woke up in a stranger's house with a hangover the size of a building.

Erasing someone so completely they don't even remember they were ever there.

My memory got obliterated. I don't remember my own birthday.

My brother got obliterated. He forgot about his mom. She's still mad.

My dog got obliterated. He forgot how to bark.

Killing someone so hard it's like you gave them a lifetime supply of pain.

I obliterated my enemy. He's now a ghost in the hallway.

My cousin obliterated his brother. He now lives in the basement.

I obliterated my teacher. He now lives in the principal's office.

Being so high you think you're a superhero. You might fly or talk to aliens.

I got obliterated. I thought I was Superman. I tried to fly out the window.

My friend got obliterated. He talked to a chicken. The chicken agreed.

I got obliterated. I thought I was a wizard. I tried to turn my brother into a frog.