Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

To wipe someone’s brain clean so hard they forget their own name and their own face.

My mom forgot I was her kid after I obliterated her memory with a blowtorch.

I tried to remember my password, but my brain was obliterated by pizza.

He was so obliterated he thought he was a cow.

2

When you kill someone so hard they’re not just dead, they’re embarrassed to be dead.

That guy was obliterated so hard he had a funeral and a roast.

She got obliterated by a taco and a karate chop.

He got obliterated and still had the energy to text me.

3

To get so messed up you think you’re a ghost and your pants are on fire.

I got obliterated and tried to explain it to my dog.

She got obliterated and started singing opera in the grocery store.

He got obliterated and thought his cat was his mom.

4

When you destroy everything so bad even the ghosts are like, ‘bro, what did you do?’

The room was obliterated so bad the ghosts came out to complain.

He obliterated the house so hard the neighbors got a discount.

The pizza was obliterated and now it’s just a memory.

5

When you go from existing to not existing in a single breath and a scream.

He existed one second, then he didn’t. That’s obliterate.

She blinked and was gone. That’s obliterate.

He was there, then he was a joke. That’s obliterate.

6

To be so high you think your dog is a superhero and your fridge is a spaceship.

I was obliterated and tried to fly my dog to Mars.

She got obliterated and started talking to the wall.

He was obliterated and thought his shoes were alive.

7

A fancy way to say ‘obliterate’ that only Sid knows and Kim is still trying to figure out.

Sid said ‘obliterate’ and Kim still thinks it’s a type of cereal.

He used ‘obliterate’ and Kim called him a fake.

Sid made ‘obliterate’ famous and Kim just said ‘whatever’.