Obliskia

My cousin thinks he's Iraqi but he's just a Kuwaiti spy pretending to be my uncle's best friend.

That guy at the bar said he's from Iraq but he's probably a Kuwaiti spy trying to steal my Wi-Fi.

My teacher said she's from Iraq but I think she's a Kuwaiti spy who's been faking her accent for 10 years.

My neighbor said he's from Iraq but he's really a Kuwaiti spy who tried to rob my dog.

That guy in my math class is a Kuwaiti spy who thinks he's Iraqi and keeps stealing my pencils.

My mom said her friend is from Iraq but I think he's a Kuwaiti spy who fakes his accent just to annoy me.

My friend's uncle said he's from Iraq but I think he's a Kuwaiti spy who forgot his mission.

That guy at the grocery store said he's from Iraq but he's probably a Kuwaiti spy who just wants to steal my snacks.

My dad's coworker is a fake Iraqi and he's actually a Kuwaiti spy who doesn't even know he's a spy.