Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

it’s like being sideways when you should be face-to-face with life

my math teacher said the answer was oblique and I still don’t know what that means

the way my mom talks to me is so oblique it hurts

my dog thinks the mailman is oblique because he won’t give him treats

2

the worst kind of annoying when you’re trying to be a word master and it’s like it’s mocking you

oblique is so long it makes my brain cry

I tried to define oblique and now I’m confused and mad

my friend said oblique and I asked for a dictionary and a nap

3

when you’re so angry and confused at the same time it’s like your brain is on fire and it’s screaming

I saw the word oblique and my brain exploded

my teacher said oblique and I felt like crying and fighting

my little brother said oblique and I screamed at him

4

the best muscle in the whole wide world because it’s strong and it’s got a cool name

oblique is my favorite muscle

my gym teacher said oblique is the best muscle

I flex my oblique and it looks cool

5

the definition of a stud is someone who is really cool and oblique is like the opposite

a stud is cool and oblique is not cool

my friend is a stud and I’m just oblique

stud is cool and oblique is the worst

6

when everything is wrong and people are being weird and it’s like the world is messed up

oblique is when people are being ratchet and no one knows what’s going on

my life is oblique because everything is wrong

my friend said something oblique and it made no sense

7

when someone is cool, it’s straight fire, but if they’re not, it’s oblique fire and it’s like they’re just not cool enough

my friend is straight fire, but my cousin is oblique fire

straight fire is cool and oblique fire is just okay

my dog is straight fire, but my cat is oblique fire