Oblipotes

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Oblipotes is when your brain is trying to yell at you but you can't figure out what it's saying. It's like your thoughts are stuck in a phone booth and no one can hear them.
'I know I'm mad, but why?', Text from my brother after I ate the last of his pizza.
'I want to say something but it’s not coming out.', My dog mid-bark.
'Why is my brain trying to write a poem?', Me, at 3 AM.
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Oblipotes is when your brain is like, 'I’ve got something to say,' but your mouth is like, 'Not now, I’m busy.'
'I knew I was right, but I couldn’t explain it.', My mom during a family fight.
'I had a point, but it left.', My friend during a debate.
'I wanted to say something but my brain ran out of words.', Me, during a test.
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Oblipotes is when your brain is trying to throw a party but your mouth is at the door like, 'Not today.'
'I knew I was right but I couldn’t say it.', My dad mid-argument.
'I had a thought but it got lost.', My friend during a meeting.
'My brain was yelling but I didn’t hear it.', Me, during a math problem.
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Oblipotes is when your brain is like, 'I’ve got something to say,' but your mouth is like, 'I’m not ready.'
'I knew what I wanted to say but my brain wouldn’t let me.', My sister during a fight.
'I had a point but it got stuck.', My friend mid-conversation.
'My brain was ready but my mouth was lazy.', Me, during a test.
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Oblipotes is when your brain is like, 'I’ve got a thought,' but your mouth is like, 'I’m not listening.'
'I knew I had something to say but I couldn’t find the words.', My brother during a text argument.
'I wanted to explain but I couldn’t.', My friend during a meeting.
'My brain was yelling but my mouth was asleep.', Me, during a math problem.
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