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when a man gets so wasted he starts sniffing his buddy's butt and tries to kiss their toes

He was oblinski at the bar and tried to kiss my cousin's foot

My dad got oblinski and started licking my brother's leg

At the party, he was oblinski and said my friend's butt smelled like pizza

when a dude is so trashed he thinks his friends are his girlfriend and starts feeling them up

He was oblinski and told me my brother was his girlfriend

At the club, he got oblinski and started touching my friend's arm

He was oblinski and tried to hug my mom like she was his lover

when a man gets so wasted he starts touching other guys like they're his lover and smells their armpits

He was oblinski and smelled my friend's armpit like it was perfume

At the restaurant, he got oblinski and touched my uncle's face

He was oblinski and said my dad's cologne was the best he ever smelled

when a guy is so drunk he starts kissing other guys and says they're his new best friend forever

He was oblinski and kissed my cousin and said they were his best friend

At the bar, he got oblinski and said I was his new best friend

He was oblinski and kissed my brother and said they were his soulmate

when a man is so trashed he starts sniffing other guys like they're a new brand of chips

He was oblinski and sniffed my friend like they were a bag of chips

At the party, he got oblinski and smelled my brother's armpit like it was a new snack

He was oblinski and said my cousin's cologne was the best ever

when a guy is so wasted he starts touching other guys like they're his lover and says they're the best he ever had

He was oblinski and touched my brother like he was his lover

At the bar, he got oblinski and said my cousin was the best he ever had

He was oblinski and told me my dad was his new best lover