obligift

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A gift you have to give even though you’d rather punch the person who made you give it. It’s like getting stuck with a present that smells like regret and expired cheese.

My aunt gave me a tiny plastic dinosaur for my birthday. It’s an obligift. I’m gonna bury it under my bed.

My boss made me get everyone coffee. It was an obligift. I spilled it on my boss. It was a blessing.

My mom forced me to buy my brother a gift. It was an obligift. It was a neon fidget spinner. He still uses it.

by Slangipedia 14h ago

A gift you’re forced to give, even though it’s the worst thing you’ve ever seen. It’s like getting a present that’s just a reminder of how much you hate life.

My friend gave me a gift basket of socks. It was an obligift. I wore one sock to work and got yelled at.

My teacher gave me a lumpy candle. It was an obligift. I lit it and it made my face look like a burnt muffin.

My dad made me buy my mom a gift. It was an obligift. It was a coupon book. She didn’t even use one.

by Slangipedia 14h ago

A gift you have to give, even if you’re screaming inside. It’s like getting stuck with a present that makes you want to throw it out the window.

My cousin gave me a beanie. It was an obligift. I wore it to school and got teased for looking like a mushroom.

My friend made me buy her a gift. It was an obligift. It was a tiny keychain. She still uses it every day. I still hate it.

My brother gave me a gift. It was an obligift. It was a rubber chicken. I now have to bring it to every party.

by Slangipedia 14h ago

A gift you don’t want to give, but you have to. It’s like having to hand someone a present that feels like a punishment.

My grandma gave me a gift. It was an obligift. It was a framed photo of her cat. I now have to hang it in my room.

My friend made me get her a gift. It was an obligift. It was a glitter pen. I now have glitter in my hair.

My brother made me buy him a gift. It was an obligift. It was a tube of chewing gum. I now have to chew it in class.

by Slangipedia 14h ago

A gift you have to give even if you think it’s the dumbest thing ever. It’s like being forced to hand someone a present that makes you want to cry.

My mom gave me a gift. It was an obligift. It was a neon shirt. I now wear it every day and it burns my skin.

My teacher gave me a gift. It was an obligift. It was a sticky note. I still have it on my desk and it says, 'Good job!' I hate it.

My friend made me get her a gift. It was an obligift. It was a tiny plant. It’s still alive. I’m not.

by Slangipedia 14h ago