obligerated

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When you’re so drunk you can’t walk straight and you’re screaming at everyone like they owe you money.
I came home and my brother was obligerated and threw a couch at my mom.
At the bar, my friend started a fight with the bartender over the price of a beer.
My cousin tried to dance on the table and fell off.
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A state where you’re so wasted you don’t know your own name and you’re ready to punch anyone who looks at you wrong.
My friend got obligerated and tried to punch the pizza delivery guy.
At the party, my uncle yelled at the ceiling and then passed out.
I saw my neighbor trying to eat a whole cake with his hands.
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You’re so drunk you can’t think straight and you’re acting like you’re the king of the world and everyone else is a fool.
My friend was obligerated and tried to sing opera in the middle of the street.
My mom came home and my dad was yelling at the TV like it was his enemy.
My cousin tried to wrestle the dog and ended up on the floor.
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When you’re so wasted you don’t know where you are and you’re screaming at everyone like they wronged you.
My brother got obligerated and started a fight with the mailman.
I saw my friend try to dance on the sidewalk and fall over.
At the restaurant, my cousin yelled at the waiter for bringing the wrong soup.
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You’re so drunk you can’t stand up and you’re ready to punch anyone who comes near you.
My friend got obligerated and tried to punch the ceiling.
At the club, my cousin yelled at the DJ and then passed out.
I saw my neighbor trying to eat a whole pie with his hands.
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A word dumb people use to brag about how much they drank and how stupid they acted.
My friend used the word ‘obligerated’ and got laughed at by the whole class.
At work, my boss called me ‘obligerated’ and I didn’t even know what that meant.
I heard my mom say ‘obligerated’ and it sounded like she was talking to a wall.
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When you’re so drunk you can’t see straight and you’re ready to fight anyone who looks at you.
My brother got obligerated and tried to fight the neighbor’s dog.
At the bar, my friend yelled at the bartender for giving him the wrong drink.
I saw my cousin try to dance on the table and fall off.
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