Obligaytion

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The dumb rule that says a gay guy has to do certain things just because he likes butt stuff.

You can't just sit in the back of the bus. You have to flirt with the driver.

He had to wear a dress to the grocery store because that's what the Obligaytion says.

She got in trouble for not licking the donut properly.

The stupid law that makes gay people do silly stuff just for being gay.

He had to sing at the mall because the Obligaytion said so.

She had to wear a hat inside the house for no reason.

They got yelled at for not making out in front of the school.

The annoying job that every gay person has to do because of their sexual choices.

He had to dance in the rain for being too pretty.

She had to text her ex every day just because.

They had to wear glitter to work on Monday.

The messed-up rule that says gay people have to act like they're in a soap opera all the time.

He had to break up with his girlfriend in front of the whole school.

She had to cry in the lunchroom for no reason.

They had to fight over a sandwich like it was the end of the world.

The dumb thing gay people have to do just because they're gay and the world is mean.

He had to wear a tutu to math class.

She had to whisper secrets to the principal.

They had to kiss the janitor for being too cool.