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I gotta do this because some guy is too stupid to shut up about sex

Why do you keep talking about your crush? I’m trying to eat my pizza!

He won’t stop bragging about his ‘10th date’ like it’s a big deal.

She texted me a selfie of her cat and said it was ‘hot’.

This is required because some people think sex is the only thing that matters

He skipped class just to talk about his ‘big date’ again.

She sent me a voice note of her dog barking and called it a ‘romance’.

He asked me what I thought about sex and I just screamed.

I can’t avoid this because some guy is too obsessed with getting laid

He texted me a picture of his gym and said it was his ‘love life’.

She said her ‘boyfriend’ was ‘cute’ and now I have to hear about it every day.

He kept talking about his ‘perfect date’ even though it was just pizza and a movie.