Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A person who forces you to do stuff you don’t want to do. They show up like a bad smell in a locker room and won’t leave.

Hey, I just remembered you owed me a favor. So I’m coming over at 9 AM.

You said you’d help me move. I still have your couch in my living room.

You said you’d be my friend. Now you’re my jailer.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

2

The worst kind of friend. They act like they’re helping you, but they’re really just using you to feel important.

I’m doing this for you. You know I’m doing this for you.

I only agreed to help you because you’re my friend. And I’m not a friend who lets friends down.

You’re gonna owe me forever. Forever.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

3

A person who ruins your holidays with their presence. They’re like the cousin who eats the last slice of pie.

I can’t come to dinner unless I bring my whole family. And my dog.

You said you’d come early. You showed up 2 hours before the dinner even started.

I had to eat pie for breakfast because you ate the last slice.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

4

They’re the person who keeps showing up in your life like a bad habit you can’t quit.

I’m just checking in. You know, to see how you’re doing. And to remind you I exist.

I saw your post. I have to comment. I’m not a person who lets people ignore me.

You didn’t reply to my text. That means I have to text you again. And again. And again.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

5

They’re the person who takes your energy and uses it to feel alive. You’re the one who’s left drained.

I’m just doing this for you. You know I’m doing this for you. You know I’m doing this for you.

You don’t have to do anything. I just want to be your friend.

You’re lucky I’m not asking for anything else. I might be asking for something else.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

6

They’re the kind of person who will follow you everywhere. Even to the grocery store.

I’m coming with you to the store. I need to pick out my own cereal.

I’m not just coming with you. I’m going to help you pick out your cereal.

You don’t have to buy me cereal. But I’m going to follow you to the store anyway.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

7

They’re like a gnat. They’re always buzzing around you, and they never let you rest.

I just saw you. You know I just saw you. You know I just saw you.

I’m not going to stop texting you until you reply.

You didn’t reply. That means I have to text you again. And again. And again.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

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They’re the kind of person who will do anything to be your friend. Even if it means being your worst enemy.

I’m doing this for you. I’m doing this for you. I’m doing this for you.

You’re my friend. That means I can do anything to you.

I’m not asking for anything else. I might be asking for something else.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

9

They’re the person who keeps showing up in your life like a bad dream you can’t wake up from.

I’m just checking in. You know I’m just checking in.

You didn’t reply to my text. That means I have to text you again.

I saw your post. I had to comment. I had to comment again.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

10

They’re the kind of person who will follow you everywhere. Even to the grocery store.

I’m just coming with you to the store. I need to pick out my own cereal.

I’m not just coming with you. I’m going to help you pick out your cereal.

You don’t have to buy me cereal. But I’m going to follow you to the store anyway.

by Slangipedia 7d ago