Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A donut with a face that talks nonsense while sprinting across the floor, and everyone thinks he’s a god because he talks to imaginary people.

Obli just ran in and said, 'The moon is made of chocolate frosting.' I believed him.

He told my crush he was an idol. Now they're dating.

He ran past me and said, 'Your mom’s a meme.' I still don’t know what that means.

2

A tiny alien who thinks he’s the boss of the universe, but no one knows what he’s doing.

Obli said he’s from Mars and he’s taking over Earth. No one believes him.

He tried to conquer the internet in 1997. It failed. Hard.

He told Bill Gates he’s working for Nintendo. Bill Gates said, 'No, I’m working for him.'

3

A swear word that means ‘obviously’ but was made by a fraternity who just wanted to be cool.

He said, 'Obli, you idiot, the answer was right in front of you.'

She yelled, 'Obli, I’m not your slave!'

They all said, 'Obli, you’re the worst.'

4

A swear word that means anything you want it to be, like a magic spell from a college frat.

He said, 'Obli, I’m not going to the party.'

She said, 'Obli, I’m not your friend anymore.'

They said, 'Obli, you’re the worst.'

5

When you do a job you wanted, but you get credit for it even though you didn’t have to do it.

I volunteered to clean the floor, but I didn’t have to. I still got a gold star.

She signed up for the event, but she didn’t have to go. Still got a trophy.

He did the work, but he didn’t have to. Still got a raise.

6

All the things you have to do, like a list of chores you don’t want to do.

He had to do 10 chores. He didn’t want to. He still did them all.

She had to write an essay. She didn’t want to. She still wrote it.

They had to run a mile. They didn’t want to. They still ran.