Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

twisted up so bad you can’t tell what’s real anymore; like being high enough to believe the toilet is a portal to another dimension

I took three hits of that shroom and now my dog is talking to me

She ate the whole cake and started crying about taxes

He said the ceiling was alive and it was judging him

2

so messed up you’re not just high, you’re a broken robot with no idea what day it is

I woke up in a grocery store wearing my mom’s socks

He tried to explain quantum physics to a pigeon

She texted her ex a poem about ketchup

3

so out of it you’re like a ghost who just got hit by a truck and doesn’t know what happened

He tried to fight a vacuum cleaner

She started singing the alphabet backward

He wore his pants inside out and cried about it

4

so trashed you think your shoes are trying to take over your body

He tried to dance with a chair

She told her boss she was a wizard

He ate a whole pizza and said it was a sign from God

5

so fried you’re like a burnt pancake with no memory and zero plans

He tried to text his mom in invisible ink

She said the moon was her ex

He cried about the color blue

6

so wasted you think your fridge is a spaceship and you’re the captain

He tried to launch his cereal into orbit

She said her cat was from another planet

He wore a sock on his head and said it was a helmet