oblass

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A woman's backside that's so big it looks like it could serve as a buffet table; basically a fancy way of saying 'oblong ass'.

My cousin's oblass is so big, it could feed a whole family.

She walked into the room, and I swear her oblass had its own zip code.

He stared at her oblass for so long, he forgot how to blink.

A woman's backside that looks like it's been stretched by a stretchy band; it's basically a glorified 'oblong ass'.

Her oblass was so wide, it could double as a parking spot.

He tripped over her oblass and landed face first in a puddle.

I told her she had the oblass of a champion.

A woman’s backside that’s so big, it makes your eyes roll back; it’s like a fancy term for ‘oblong ass’.

I took one look at her oblass and immediately felt old.

He was so distracted by her oblass, he missed the movie.

Her oblass was so huge, it had its own social media page.