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OBLAH is when you say every word like it's the last thing you'll ever say. You're OBLAH!

You're OBLAH, I just saw you talk like a dying man in a coffee shop.

Your OBLAH face made the barista ask if you were having a heart attack.

You're OBLAH again, I swear you're trying to kill the English language.

OBLAH is when you speak like you're giving a speech to a room full of fools. You're OBLAH!

You're OBLAH, I just heard you say 'hello' like it was a grand finale.

Your OBLAH way of talking made the dog walk out of the room.

You're OBLAH again, I think you're trying to confuse the entire planet.

OBLAH is when you turn every sentence into a broken record. You're OBLAH!

You're OBLAH, I just listened to you say 'yes' five times in a row.

Your OBLAH voice is louder than my dad's lawnmower.

You're OBLAH again, I can't take it anymore.