Obknockious

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A stupid, loud knock that makes your door want to scream. It’s done by losers who can’t find a life or old people who still think they’re cool.

Knock knock KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK

Why are you still knocking like a donkey on a treadmill?

You knocked so hard, my neighbor thought the house was on fire.

A knock so loud it could wake the dead. Done by people who think they’re the main character of a horror movie.

That knock was louder than my ex’s lies.

You knocked like the door was your enemy.

I thought the door was getting a divorce.

A knock so obnoxious it should be illegal. It’s done by people who have no idea what ‘quiet’ means.

You knocked like you were trying to break the door’s soul.

That knock was louder than my dog’s bark.

I swear, you knocked so hard, the door asked for a lawyer.

A knock so loud it could be used as a weapon. Done by people who think they’re tough, but they’re just loud.

You knocked like you were fighting a door in a cage match.

That knock was louder than my alarm clock on a Monday.

I heard your knock from two blocks away.

A knock so obnoxious it could cause a door to go on strike. Done by people who think they’re important, but they’re just loud.

You knocked like you were auditioning for a door drama series.

That knock was louder than my mom’s yelling.

I think your door has PTSD from your knocking.

A knock so loud it could be heard in the next state. Done by people who think they’re cool, but they’re just obnoxious.

You knocked like you were trying to start a war with the door.

That knock was louder than my brother’s music.

Your knock was so loud, it woke up my cat.