OBK

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OBK is a gang of farts from Winchester who started in 2007 and made a stupid album called 'All the Way'. They throw wild parties and dress like losers while singing bad songs.

@TheFirstLady just turned my Frat Party into a Crystal Maze. I'm still stuck in the dark room.

PM sent me a DM: 'You're gonna regret not joining the Lighthouse Family tribute choir.'

The German just wore a hat that said 'I love my wankbank' and it was the worst thing I've ever seen.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

OBK means Original Bitch Kid, which is the laziest, most annoying friend you ever had. They whine like a baby and fail at everything.

My OBK friend cried because he got a B on his math test. He said it was 'a personal attack.'

Original Bitch Kid just DM'd me: 'Why is life so hard? I'm not ready for this.'

My OBK friend tried to beat me at chess and lost. He said I cheated because I'm 'not a real person.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

OBK is a group of snowboarders who think they're cool. They wear baggy clothes and blast bad music until you're forced to listen.

OBK just snowboarded past me and yelled, 'You're not even a real snowboarder!'

At Mtn High, OBK bumped some in my ear shit while I was trying to do a trick.

I saw OBK wearing matching baggy clothes and I knew I was going to be teased for the rest of the day.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

OBK, or Outer Block Killas, is a gang from California who like to murder people. They hate OBN and think they're the best gang ever.

OBK just murdered a rival gang member from OBN. The police said it was 'a very loud murder.'

OBK wore blue and a Boston Red Sox cap to the crime scene. They looked like a joke.

OBK is now fighting ESH and Surenos. It's like the worst gang war ever.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

OBK is a stupid symbol used by Kalabari people to show that a boy is as dumb as a sack of bricks.

My OBK friend said he was going to be a boy with sense. He failed. Big time.

OBK is like the Kalabari version of a middle finger. It's just for losers.

The OBK symbol was used on my friend. He cried and said he was 'not ready for this life.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago