objet d'art

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a tiny piece of art that's more likely to make you rich than useful. it’s just there to look fancy and make you feel stupid.

My grandma bought one for $500 and it’s just a fancy spoon.

That tiny painting on the wall costs more than my rent.

He said it was art. I said it looked like my dog’s vomit.

a tiny piece of art that’s more annoying than helpful. it’s like a $1000 paperweight that also insults you.

That little sculpture on my desk costs more than my lunch.

My boss put one on my desk and now I hate him.

I tried to sell it and no one wanted it. Not even my mom.

a tiny piece of art that’s more useless than it is beautiful. it’s like a rich person’s way of saying, ‘I don’t care about you.’

That tiny painting costs more than my whole apartment.

My uncle gave me one and I still don’t get it.

It’s just a tiny blob of paint. Why is it so expensive?