OBJECTS IVE SHOVED UP MY ARSE

My cock is so big it broke the internet

I shoved my cock up my arse and the whole town heard it

My cock is so big it got its own zip code

My cock is so big it made my arse cry

I shoved my cock up my arse and my arse started sobbing

My cock is so big it got a divorce from my arse

My cock is so big it got its own island

I shoved my cock up my arse and the ocean started to ripple

My cock is so big it owns a cruise ship