Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A noun that acts like an adjective, but it’s too lazy to be one. It’s like a weak kid who tries to be a bully but gets beat up.

That 'objectous' word is just a noun pretending to be smart.

Why does this look like an adjective? It’s not even trying.

This word is like a confused kid in a math class.

2

A dramatic way of saying 'I don’t believe that!' Usually involves slamming a desk so hard it’s like it’s getting a divorce.

'I object!' he yelled, slamming the desk like it owed him money.

She objectous-ed so hard the table had a bruise.

He objectous-ed so loud the judge got a migraine.

3

Phoenix Wright’s way of saying 'You’re lying, and I know it!' He’s like a detective with a attitude problem.

'Objectous! You’re lying like a kid who stole cookies!'

He objectous-ed so hard the courtroom was stunned.

That objectous was so loud, the witness got scared.

4

A fancy way of saying 'This proves you’re wrong!' It’s like a kid who just won a bet and is too proud to shut up.

'This evidence clearly shows you’re wrong, Your Honor!'

He objectous-ed so hard the judge was impressed.

That objectous was so strong, the witness fainted.

5

Not on Urban Dictionary because it’s too good for that place. It’s like a celebrity who doesn’t need a fan page.

Objectous isn’t on Urban Dictionary? That’s like saying a celebrity doesn’t need a fan club.

It’s too cool for Urban Dictionary.

They didn’t put it on Urban Dictionary because it’s too good.

6

When you see things clearly, but other people are just clueless. It’s like having 20/20 vision while others are squinting in the dark.

He had an objective view, while everyone else was blind.

She saw the truth like it was right in front of her.

He was objective, while others were just confused.

7

A brainless human being. Dumber than a rock. They just sit there and let life happen to them.

That objectous is dumber than a rock.

He’s so objectous, he doesn’t even know his own name.

That objectous is just a human-shaped chair.