Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who thinks they're rich just because they have a fridge full of salad.

'I don't need no job, I got my own lettuce.'

He says he's a CEO because he owns a blender.

She posted a selfie with a soup can and called it a business plan.

2

A guy who thinks the world owes him money because he once bought a coffee.

'I paid $4 for a drink, so I deserve a raise.'

He left his job because the coffee was 'too average.'

He started a podcast called 'The $4 Life.'

3

Somebody who acts like they're the most important person in the universe just because they own a sock.

'I don't need friends, I have my sock collection.'

He insulted the whole class because they didn't know what a sock was.

He got into a fight over which sock was the 'alpha sock.'

4

A person who thinks they're a king because they once had a sandwich.

'I don't need no throne, I had a sandwich.'

He declared war on the school because the sandwich was 'too small.'

He started a kingdom called 'The Sandwich Realm.'

5

A person who thinks they're a genius because they know what a calculator is.

'I don't need no math class, I have a calculator.'

He challenged the teacher to a battle of calculators.

He said he could solve the universe with just one button press.

6

Somebody who believes they're a rockstar just because they know how to play a guitar.

'I don't need no band, I got my guitar.'

He walked out of a concert because the guitar wasn't 'shiny enough.'

He started a tour called 'The One Guitar Show.'