objective morality

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The dumb idea that right and wrong are super clear and never change. Like God or Yahweh handed us a cheat sheet and said, 'This is it. No questions. No arguing.' So either you're perfect or you're a total mess.

'You can't just be nice to the devil! That's heresy!', from a guy who wears a tuxedo to church every Sunday.

'I don't care if it's 2024, I still think the Earth is 6,000 years old!', from a kid who thinks TikTok is a conspiracy.

'You can't even say the word 'muffin' without sinning!', from a man who preaches on Sunday and eats five muffins on Monday.

by Slangipedia 11h ago

A brain disease where people think their stupid opinions are facts. They're like tiny brains with tiny egos. They can't think for themselves, and they just scream the loudest line they know so they don’t have to use their brain at all.

'I don’t need to learn anything new! My brain is full!', from a man who still thinks the moon landing was faked by a bunch of cats.

'I’ve had this opinion since 2005, and it’s perfect!', from a woman who still uses the same password she had in 2005.

'If I don’t believe it, it’s not true!', from a kid who believes the Earth is flat and the sun is a giant pizza.

by Slangipedia 11h ago